Favourite Halloween Episodes » Cougar Town, 2.06 - “You Don’t Know How It Feels”

Stop scaring me, I’m not built for this.

Favourite Halloween episodes » Modern Family, 2.06 - “Halloween”

This whole thing is a colossal fog cue.

Favourite Halloween Episodes » Happy Endings, 2.05 - “Spooky Endings”

I didn’t think I’d be able to use this line in context but.. “He thinks you’re a man, baby.”

Favourite Halloween Episodes » The Big Bang Theory, 1x06 - “The Middle Earth Paradigm”

"Gentlemen, to the sewing machines!"

Favourite Halloween Episodes » That 70s Show, 3.04 - “Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die”

You know what would be fun? If we were in an Alfred Hitchcock movie right now, and we didn’t know it. And then, someone told us and we were like, "Oh man, I’m in a movie!"

Favourite Halloween Episodes » Community, 1.07 - “Introduction to Statistics”

"If I stay there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Where ever a party needs to be saved, I’m there. Where ever there are masks or if there’s tom foolery in joy, I’m there. But sometimes I’m not because I’m out there in the night staying vigilant, watching, lurking, running, jumping, hurdling, sleeping. No I can’t sleep. You sleep, I’m awake. I don’t sleep. I don’t blink. Am I a bird? No, I’m a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman. Happy Halloween."

Favourite Halloween Episodes » How I Met Your Mother, 1.06 - “Slutty Pumpkin”

Barney: You know what I love about Halloween? It’s the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner hoe-bag. If a girl dresses up as as a witch, she’s a slutty witch. If she’s a cat, she’s a slutty cat. If she’s a nurse-

Lily: Wow, we get it

Barney: She’s a slutty nurse